The Buggering Birch is a tree on the edge of the Forsaken Forest that rapes anyone stupid enough to aproach it by shoving its branches up their A-hole. It was planted by Johnny Demonseed.


The Buggering Birch appears in all three books. In the first book muddles enjoyed being buggered by the Birch.

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